Puppy Conner

It’s been a busy morning!
I needed a pee at 06:00! as my humans only give me a treat and a dance when I make my waterfalls outside, I decided it was best to wake them up, that wasn’t that easy! I had to shout as loud as I could, I didn’t give up and I was right, daddy took me out and I got some yummy treats.
Daddy was muttering something about 6 am on a bloomin Sunday I’m not sure what that means but he didn’t look his happy self so I cheered him up with a game a ‘shark attack’, I loves my needle teeths, so does daddy!! he makes funny noises when I try and pull the hairs off his legs with them!

Mummy’s been great fun this morning she hasn’t sat down for a minute, I found us a new amazing game, not sure what to call it yet, but boy it’s the best ever. I hunt around for things then start chewing them, and mummy has to chase me and get them out of my mouth before I swallow them. I think Mummy is winning but wow it’s such fun!

It sucks having to share the same water bowl as my older sister, she is smelly and so old, I think she puts cooties in the water!
I tried to explain this to mummy & daddy but they didn’t get it! I really had to think hard how I could get then to clean the cooties out!!
I tried barking at the bowl, bowing at it, zooming past it, sitting and staring at it, I even tried getting the cooties out with my paw, eventually I had no choice but to sit right in the middle of the water bowl and try and push them out with my bottom!! Yippee 🙌 it worked, fresh water, and a tickle with a towel, what fun!

I think I need a little nap now, then I’ll try the ‘I’m a parrot 🦜 game’
It’s a good job my claws are still so sharp otherwise I’d never be able to climb up mummy and daddy’s back to bite their hair!